A sad week for KIS FC as the Flaming Phoenix falls into two consecutive defeats against SFS and YISS… Well nobody really expected us to perform that well anyway…
More bad news comes from our ex-captain Tom Chae, who sadly cannot play with us for the rest of the season due to complications. Influential defender DingDong couldn’t attend the YISS game due to a serious illness, as utility man Jin Kwon couldn’t play due to an ankle complication. Could things get any worse? A drop of morale was evident during our losses, and not even the happy sight of our home turf filled with screaming girls encouraging us on was enough for SFS and YISS to score 5-1 and 4-0 on us respectively.
Coach Derek Dalasta noted a drop of passion in our game and told us that we’re in for hell on tuesday’s practice.
But today I am here to tell you a little bit more about our team… The brave young men who serve our school, even though the odds are stacked agaisnt us, singing together as we run through the mountain behind our school, laughing in the bus after an important game, heads down in quiet solace after a devastating loss… Things I will cherish for the rest of my life. But without further ado, I present the Freshmen of KIS Football Club.
Name: Joshua Kim
Position: Central Midfield, Attacking Midfield.
Rank: ***
Dubbed “Arshavin” due to his obvious physical similarities with the famous Russian footballer, Joshua Kim is officially the smallest player in our team, a fact that the other schools take advantage of. It is not usually common for Joshua to win an aerial battle. However, what he lacks in stature he makes up for speed, pace, and his dribbling ability, which is shown during his amazing run during the DAHS game. Starting from outside the box, Joshua runs past more than three defenders into the left side of goal and calmly slots the ball into the side netting. Although he didn’t score, the run itself was worth a replay. Joshua also possesses one hell of a shot, particularly skilled with the volley. Due to his relatively small feet, Joshua can volley the ball from almost any position with alarming accuracy and power. Underlining his importance to the team, Coach Dalasta believes that Joshua is the perfect replacement for Max Park, and is frequently seen switching the two during substitutions. He has a great future ahead of him.
Strengths: Agile, Dribbling, Wonderful shot, accurate passes
Weaknesses: Small stature, no aggression, poor defending
Name: Soho Char
Position: Right/Left Midfield, Right/Left Wing
Rank: **
Extremely quick and possibly the most technically skilled in the team, Soho Char suffers from slight drawbacks: lack of playing time, and a huge ego. However, his dribbling ability is second to none, and coupled with his pace on the ball and height, he could be drawn comparisons with Zlatan Ibrahimovic. However, Soho lacks game experience and mentality, frequently seen to flop during games. Also, teammates complain that he does not pass as much as they would wish, and that Soho performs useless tricks with the ball sometimes. However, one thing is true: If Soho works on his defects he would undoubtedly have the potential to be the greatest footballer KIS has ever seen.
Strengths: Great dribbling skills, pace, height, speed.
Weaknesses: Mentality, composure, shooting, ego centrism.
Name: Dongmyoung Lee
Position: Left Midfield, Left Winger
Rank: ****
Thank God that this skinny Russian came to KIS! Coming from the city of Moscow, Dongmyoung Lee is something of a revelation for KIS, scoring the most spectacular goals that KIS had to offer this year. In my earlier posts I have written his amazing volley agaisn’t DAHS: a spectacular missile that dipped into the right hand side of the goal. Dongmyoung Lee is definitely one for the future. Armed with a left foot to die for, expert passes, and sublime technically ability, KIS would undoubtedly be in a very bad spot if “Dongmyoungski” never came to this small Pangyo school. However, Dong has somewhat been plagued by knocks and is somewhat injury-prone, and is frequently seen in the left side of field, clutching his left-ankle. The fact of the matter is that DM is just too damn skinny. However, it does not matter because I say this with full honesty that Dongmyoung fully deserves best new footballer to KIS FC.
Strengths: BEST LEFT FOOT EVER, Accurate passes, great header, selflessness
Weaknesses: Skinny, no aggresion, injury prone

